Written by Jesus Figueroa
The funny and provocative "Burlesque Assassins" is nonsensical but funny.
The story is filled with weird plot twist but it's saved in terms with sensual burlesque acts.
The team of Johnny Valentine, played by David A. aka Armitage shanks Crellin, Koko La Douce, plays herself, Bombshell Belle, played by Rosalind Porter, and their recruit Bourbon Sue, played by Roxi D'Lite, are assigned to assassinate the worlds most menacing crew.
The crew consisting of the clone of Hitler, played by Brendan Hunter, Mousolini Jr., played by Matthew Graham, and Stalin, played by Dusan Rokvic, stumble about their plans as the burlesque assassins make make their plans.
The crew are much like the three stooges as their plans are comical and they fumble about in a comical manner.
The La Douce is a stunning as most of the female burlesque actresses are.
D'Lite surely does delight with a burlesque act that shocks the audience in the film as much as it will shock audiences if the film.
The ending is a happy ending with a big reveal and is fitting of the film although strange.
I give this film a 3 out of 5 Popcorns. The women of the film are what to watch. They each perform a burlesque act that each can be deemed a show stopper. The story is a small story which is funny and provocative allowing for the actresses to showcase their dances. The nonsensical additions of the clone of Hitler and Mousolini Jr. are hilarious and add to the comedy.
